Friday:
1200 - leave house in search of food (in pub)
1500 - still no food in pubs, but beer freely available. Rob starts with
cider. Oh dear.
1630 - To Tescos and back home for burgers, salad and wine. 1700 - To Parliament for a gig - Lawrie and Rob left in The Speaker Public
House
1835 - Parliament Choir begin performing for Wesleyan Housing Association 1845 - Parliament Choir finish performing for Wesleyan Housing Association 1846 - Nick begins tucking in to free red wine and suave bangers and mash 2000 - Nick (sozzled) meets Lawrie (sozzled) and Rob (sozzled) in The
Speaker. Rob has been propositioned by a Justice of the Peace. Nice. 2230 - Head home. Lawrie diverted, ahem. 0000 - Realise it's been a 12 hour session. Open a bottle of red to
celebrate. On with the Fawlty Towers. "Melbury".

Saturday:
1000 - Go for biggest breakfast in the Universe. 2 eggs, 2 bacon, 2 black
pudding, chips, baked beans, tomatoes, toast, tea, mushrooms, probably
something else. All hazy...
1001 - Feel ill
1600 - Lawrie appears with Fender Strat. Eh?
2030 - Gig
2315-2333 Search for Nick's jacket. In bag. Of course.
2335 - Get bus back with Honey Monster. Why do we have a pint glass for the
venue?!

Sunday:
1000 - Nick begins playing for Cathedral service
1001 - Organ breaks down. Come back Swain, all is forgiven. 1400 - In pub. Yet. Again. 1800 - Head home. 1820 - Nick gets involved in fight on the tube trying to get a chav to turn
down his Craig David on the mobile phone. Manages to hand out flyer to a
professional photographer in the aftermath. Time for a Chinese...